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- The $100 Tattoo–
Husband comes home and shows his wife a new tattoo of a $100 dollar bill on his penis.
Perplexed and a little annoyed, she asks
“Why on Earth would you do that to yourself?!”
Husband confidently replies with 3 reasons…
First, because I like to play with my money.
Second, cuz I like to watch my money grow.
And Lastly, Sweetheart-
If you need to blow 100 dollars, you don’t have to go to the mall to do it.”