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  • The $100 Tattoo–

Husband comes home and shows his wife a new tattoo of a $100 dollar bill on his penis.

Perplexed and a little annoyed, she asks

“Why on Earth would you do that to yourself?!”

Husband confidently replies with 3 reasons…

First, because I like to play with my money.

Second, cuz I like to watch my money  grow.

And Lastly, Sweetheart-

If you need to blow 100 dollars, you don’t have to go to the mall to do it.”

 

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“Do or do not… There is no try.” -yoda