I have a painting on my wall of a – shit, can’t remember what the word is- but the guy that fucks with Bulls and flaps his flimsy red napkin in an arena.  

They taunt the Bulls and everyone cheers.

The dude shakes out a red rug in front of thousands of people and let’s a 1 ton bull sprint towards him trying to end his life.

I mean, I stop shitting when just ONE person walks into the men’s room.

He has lead cannon balls for testicles compared to me and I walk past a picture of him without a thought.

Well here’s your damn kudos.

[The featured image is the exact painting I have]